penis-hilton:

i hope she’s calling 911

penis-hilton:

i hope she’s calling 911

izzysfood:

Ate almost this whole guacamole.
Treat yoself

izzysfood:

Ate almost this whole guacamole.

Treat yoself

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

teddiddlybundy:

"Socks are such a serious part of my life. They’re so very important to me. They kept reading the list of socks and all (in court) and I felt proud. Honestly, it didn’t even begin to occur to me that people might wonder why I had all those socks. I just felt proud that I owned all those socks. Like a man who stands at the back of his ranch house and looks over the range and sees all them cattle.  The only time I began to have a little bout of sheepishness was when I read about a white sock with a blue band and green stripe on the toe. Those are odor eaters— and that was getting too personal.” - Ted Bundy, Conversations With A Killer

teddiddlybundy:

"Socks are such a serious part of my life. They’re so very important to me. They kept reading the list of socks and all (in court) and I felt proud. Honestly, it didn’t even begin to occur to me that people might wonder why I had all those socks. I just felt proud that I owned all those socks. Like a man who stands at the back of his ranch house and looks over the range and sees all them cattle. 
The only time I began to have a little bout of sheepishness was when I read about a white sock with a blue band and green stripe on the toe. Those are odor eaters— and that was getting too personal.” - Ted Bundy, Conversations With A Killer

woodmeat:

when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

puppetparade:

image

are you sure?