i hope she’s calling 911
Ate almost this whole guacamole.
white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.
"Socks are such a serious part of my life. They’re so very important to me. They kept reading the list of socks and all (in court) and I felt proud. Honestly, it didn’t even begin to occur to me that people might wonder why I had all those socks. I just felt proud that I owned all those socks. Like a man who stands at the back of his ranch house and looks over the range and sees all them cattle.
The only time I began to have a little bout of sheepishness was when I read about a white sock with a blue band and green stripe on the toe. Those are odor eaters— and that was getting too personal.” - Ted Bundy, Conversations With A Killer
when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off
are you sure?